trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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