I bet he comes in French.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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