i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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