office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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