Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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