i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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