He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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