Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
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why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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