We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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