Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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