I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize