Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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