I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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