i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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