she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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