My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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