We won't sleep together?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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