evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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