It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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