508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
wanna go halves on a baby?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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