i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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