If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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