Yo dont text me then not text me
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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