the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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