I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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