If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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