...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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