Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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