I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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