She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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