hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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