can u get pink eye on your cock?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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