I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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