dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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