yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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be right there i have to get my cape
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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