help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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