Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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