if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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