Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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