therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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