Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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