she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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