90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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