Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize