i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
When are your genitals available?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize