would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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