is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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