this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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