So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My breasts were aching with rage.
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If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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