She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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